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The Wizard and the Frog: an Ode to Tailenders

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'Would you take the gamble?'   James Anderson and Matt Horan sit together on a Zoom call. A Bristolian roll-up shoe salesman and England's greatest ever bowler are an unlikely pairing, but a pairing nonetheless. Also on the call are BBC Radio 1 presenter Greg James, and international rockstar Felix White of 'The Maccabees' fame. Across the world, thousands are hanging on their every word, desperate to know if Jimmy Anderson is content with his life, or whether he would risk it all to accept an offer from a wizard to be incredibly rich and have everlasting success, but spend the rest of his life being tracked down and hunted by a murderous frog.   The following week, Anderson would play his role as England's frontline bowler in the Headingley test of the India series; the next week, it would be the test at the Oval. Much to the dismay of those who consider cricket a 'Proper' game, groups of people in fancy dress have infiltrated cricket audiences en masse...

Cricket: The Untucked Version.

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Thank you, cricketers. While you go and untuck your shirts on the field, the YouTube livestream chat will deliberate.  (This is a RuPaul's Drag Race reference - not sure how much crossover I'll have between cricket and Drag Race but HELLO if you get it) So on the County Cricket Season eve, I have decided to bring the blog back out. Last week, Somerset played Worcestershire in one of their pre-season games. As a keen supporter, I avidly watched the livestream that was organised (amazingly well) by Somerset CCC. While I'm in no way a cricket aficionado, I enjoy participating in online cricket discourse: most of the time this just results in memes and shitposts. Alongside the livestream, however, the chat was popping - but not necessarily with the cricket fan discourse you would expect. Person A (whose username I cannot remember) complained that some of the Worcestershire side had their shirts untucked - this complaint was partially supported by the commentary team. Person B (...

A Day to TRESure

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If you’re reading this sentence, I’m assuming that you have excused the terrible pun in the title. Thanks for sticking with me. Since my last post, my blog has been featured on   Tailenders ! Thank you to whoever it was that sent it in – it was a very exciting night in the Slade household the night it went up.     I always knew my 5 minutes of fame would involve a story about me getting drunk. As alluded to in my last post, this week I’ll be writing about the time I wound up on a FaceTime call with Marcus Trescothick. I’ll be writing this post in support of National Suicide Prevention Day on 10 th   September.   These topics may not automatically seem like a match to some, and a lot of the post might not be about Marcus Trescothick, but stick with me. Now is also a pretty good time to give you a   CONTENT WARNING   for anxiety and depression. It’ll be a little bit of cricket and a bit of mental illness.   I have suffered with anxiety for a number ...

My Mattchin Report

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On Saturday 29th August, I went for a pint with Mattchin Tendulkar. Many of you won’t understand the significance of that statement, especially my friends who don’t like cricket, so let me explain.   In the depths of the internet, there exists a ‘loosely cricket-based podcast’ called Tailenders. I started listening to the podcast in around August last year, during the 2019 Ashes, after being recommended it by many  many  people. Started in 2017 by BBC radio DJ Greg James, guitarist of  The Maccabees  Felix White and England’s greatest ever bowler Jimmy Anderson, the podcast was intended to cover the 2017 Ashes series. However, for many reasons, the podcast quickly gathered a huge fanbase and has continued to this day. One of these reasons, I strongly believe, was the introduction of cult hero Mattchin Tendulkar to the nation’s hearts.    In one of the first few episodes of Tailenders, the hosts asked listeners to ring in if they had any fun cricketer-...

An Introduction: Leather on Willow

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To say that my life has been taken over by cricket over the last year is probably an understatement.   My interest in cricket began in primary school, because, as is the case with so many others, my older brother enjoyed it. From age seven through to age ten, I was the only girl on the Kwik Cricket team, which was great as I was always on the First team - they needed at least one girl in order to compete. It should be said that I was in no way good at it; when I look at videos of myself now, my technique was unusual (to say the absolute least) and not impressive or successful in any way, shape or form. The boys on the team all had weekend cricket teams to further their love for the game, but I believed (and still believe - I was shocking) that I wasn't good enough for that. However, I loved it, and that was the main thing.   On joining secondary school, I knew that I wanted to continue with the cricket. However, this was a whole new world. We were abandoning Kwik Cricket for...